feureau's inner sanctum

This is my website, there are many like it but this one is mine. My website is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my website is useless. Without my website, I am useless. I must upload my files true. I must download faster than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must download him before he downloads me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my website and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.